Dear Santa,

Dear Santa,

Since I have been a very good girl this year (cough, cough) could you
please bring me the following small items for Christmas:

A gold pen that works - not just the first time, but every time, and
with ink that lasts longer than it takes to type this.

A circle punch the right size for those typewriter circles - one
that doesn't jam up please - oh, it would also be nice if it cut
cardstock and not just tracing paper.

A glue tape roller that doesn't jam up before the tape runs out -
and could it last longer than the gold pen please?

A pair of fancy edged scissors where the whole blade cuts, not just
those few centimetres in the middle. It would also be nice if the
blade was longer than a matchbox.

An assortment of sticky tapes that actually have an end - one that I
can find again without destroying half the roll.

Some pre cut ATC's - my rubbish bin is overflowing with off cuts and
I'm starting to mutter 3 1/2" x 2 1/2" in my sleep.

One brand of glue that sticks everything - between the ATC offcuts
and all the different containers of adhesives I can hardly get to my
desk.

Some hole punches that don't break, jam up or make holes that are
either too big or too small for eyelets I'm trying to use - and by
the way, could you please make ! it illegal to sell eyelets that won't
set no matter how you hold your mouth when you hit them?

More tools in that pretty shade of pink that makes Himself think
twice about "borrowing" them - engine oil and paper are not a happy
combination.

And could I have a stack of paper that is "really" 12 x 12 and
not "nearly" 12 x 12?

And now that we have covered the easy things, could I ask for
something just a teeeeeeny bit harder? An extra hour in the day,
just for stamping.

Your best friend,

Desiree :)